Women are the flowers in the garden of life
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friends close, enemies closer
She comforts you when you are down.
Warm you up and calm you down.
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She is there for you when you are lonely.
Waiting for you to be happy.
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But you don’t know what she really is.
She loves your misery.
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She manipulates and makes you ill.
The real enemy may be right by you pretending to be a good friend…
woman’s best friend
Love/relationship advice for girls who complain about their boy friend/husband!
There is nothing wrong with you to hope that your boy behaves the way you want. But you need to know “Boys never behave!!”
Think this way: Boys are just like puppy dogs! So treat him like a little cute cuddly dog. What you need to be with a dog/boy are patience and generosity. What do you do when you get a puppy? You feed him, enjoy playing with him, discipline him, and give him unconditional love. I know I know it’s hard to look at this way because puppies are cuter than your boy.
Anyway, let me explain how boys are similar to dogs.
1. Poor listening skill. Science tells us that boys’ brains don’t equip to hear what girls are saying as if puppy dogs don’t know human language. They don’t understand 100% what you are saying, but they do feel what you are saying. So how you say it matters.
2. Love toys. TV, sports, movies, music, games, porn, car, gym, whatever. These are toys for them. Let him have fun with toys. But if your dog/boy obsesses with the toy, call a professional trainer.
3. Love to be fed. The proverb “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” still works most of the time.
4. Love to receive a reward. When your dog learns a new trick, you reward him by petting and a treat. So when your boy did something good, give him a reward! Sex, food, beer, whatever he likes! It is positive reinforcement. He’ll do something good again.
5. Unable to stop noticing other creatures. Most of dogs notice and react to dogs/mice/squirrels/birds. Some dogs want to chase them so bad and bark a lot. It’s just their nature. Human boys are the same. Boys do check out other girls with no reason. It’s just their nature. Just pull his leash and get his attention back to you.
Be a good dog handler, girls! You know, his loyalty enhances your life!
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Looking back at 2011
at the end of 2011.
I’m so graceful that I’ve survived through this year…another tough economy year! This slow time really freaked me out, but at least I didn’t starve to death! (I gained my weight instead) I didn’t get ill, I didn’t have any funerals to attend, and I didn’t lose my assets! Well, I didn’t have a spectacular vacation, though. In my photography, I didn’t do any shows and publication, but I got some awards. I didn’t mean to sift through my friends, but good friends remained or returned, and some were just gone. I met many interesting people, and some of them became my friends. I think I’m pretty blessed!
I think Japan’s earth quake and tsunami made the biggest impact on me this year. I was not there, but it shook my head big time! I’ve totally changed the way look at my home country and the world.
I’d like to thank you all for your supports, help, compliments, smiles, inspiration, and gifts! Hope you have Happy New Year!
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Out of Body Experience (幽体離脱)
Escaping from my mortal body.
My immortal spirit is flowing around.
I feel only memories.
It’s time for getting revenge on the evils.
Put them in the hell.
Burn them.
I’m in euphoria.
Then I go back to my mortal body.
The evils are gone from my physical world!
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Model: Cherry Fu http://cherry-fu.com/
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about to bloom
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survived through the storms.
preparing to be appreciated.
fantasizing about being stung by bees.
waiting to look at the sunshine.
I’m just about to bloom!
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Model: Moon Marie
ups and downs
ups and downs.
well and ill.
hired and fired.
elation and depression.
optimism and pessimism.
cherish and perish.
abundant and abandoned.
up and down.
up and down.
the world of relationship
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A long-term relationship can be painful like Chinese water torture.
Cheating is like playing Russian roulette.
Oh, relationship is too Greek to me!
Just be my friend, give me a French kiss,
and let’s go Dutch!
bird
It’s my bird of prey.
I caged the bird.
I cut her feathers.
She can’t fly away.
I taught her a word.
She can tell it to brothers.
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Model: Moon Marie http://www.modelmayhem.com/579858
